Just want to share with you some of Pinoy Transformers which I recently received through e-mail.
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1. Regine Velasquez
Before: Down-to-Earth Songbird
After: Alien-like Diva
2. Bernard Palanca
Before: Lanky member of “The Hunks”
After: A Pregnant Chunk of Lard
3. Kim Delos Santos
Before: The Cute-as-Marshmallows Love Interest of Dino Guevarra
After: The Marshmallow Woman / Battered Wife of Dino Guevarra
4. Aiza Seguerra
Before: Prodigious Little Girl
After: Talented Little Boy
5. Angelica Panganiban
Before: Photogenic Missy
After: Photoshopped Hussy
6. Jackielou Blanco
Before: Jackielou Blanco
After: Jackie Lou Ferrigno
7. Rosanna Roces
Before: Outspoken Attention-Whore
After: Outsized Carbohydrates-Whore
8. Rachel Lobangco
Before: Dark-Skinned, Mustached Shh-Boom Girl
After: Bleached and Waxed Bombshell
9. Rustom Padilla
Before: Fair-Skinned Matinee Idol
After: Emaciated Fairy Doll
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