Christmas Chaos

Welcome to Christmas Chaos without a theme. Everything that could be decorated, was. Every door knob has a stocking, every window has a plethora of tiny red & green objects. The tree has been adequately buried underneath lights, garland, and bulbs. The hat rack is now sporting an elf's hat. And Santa has invaded every corner of the home.
Babyzilla walks around with a toy candy cane and a miniature Christmas tree, singing Oh Christmas Tree. (I hope she's not permanently damaged)
What you're NOT seeing is the array of holiday dishes, mugs, bath towels, sheets, cheerful holiday entrance way for the mailman, Christmas wreath pins & earrings, and a whole array of things too numerous to mention, that will surely indicate that we are the jolliest bunch of *ssholes this side of the Mississippi.
God save us.