As I was rushing to get ready for work yesterday, I pinched a piece of my fingertip off in the closet door. A small piece, but it bled like the elevators in The Shining. So, with a bandaged finger the size of a lightbulb, I headed out to work across the slushy snow. Halfway there, I slipped and fell.....in the wet, mushy ick. And the force of the fall made my bra come undone. Due to the large coat, I couldn't fix my bra, so I finished the trek to work with my bra slipping down. Of course I was late for work, so I had to fix my bra in front of the time clock, with B---n from the dairy section standing behind me. How ap-pro-po.
*the photo is from Cute as a Button. What? You didn't think I was really that talented, did you?
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