You know you've been away too long when they start looking for you in China

Calm down, I'm not really back. Every once in a while I check on things to see if anyone is desperately trying to comment me. You know......if they can't find the e-mail address that . is . right . there. Whatevs.
Here is your assignment:
Tell me why all of the comments on the sidebar are in Chinese, and how to fix it.
Oh yeah.....and NEVER buy this tea.......unless you like the taste of fish.