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  • Anders �stberg
    July 15th, 2004, 01:18 PM
    Have to relate this annoying story... I went back again after some food and rest to see if I could get more pictures of the swallows, in evening light. Amazingly they were still in the same location, but had now moved to an even better branch. I carefully inched my way over and end up in a perfect spot, less than 4 meters from the birds.

    I only have time for four or five pictures when, in from stage left, enters Mr. Inconsiderate Moron No.1, looking quite the outdoors man in khaki uniform and hat, walking his black labrador on a leash. He enters the small field quite a bit away from me, but as he sees me he smartly turns and walks towards me. "Hey, what a lens, what are you photographing?". He then bends down and releases his dog who is probably supposed to run on the field. Of course he sets off barking and growling right at me, and the birds take off in all directions. That's the end of the day's photo opportunities, and I'm so pissed off I'm not even talking to the guy, he stands there looking at me and I just shake my head, gather my stuff up and leave. Arrrggghhhh!

    This is the best of the second batch, I can't but wonder what could have been possible if I had had time to dial everything in...

    http://www.andersostberg.com/fotogalleri/albums/userpics/10001/Svala_6603.jpg





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  • Riakapoor
    09-16 03:53 PM
    Hello All,

    I am on a dependent EAD. I lost my job (laid off) few days back. Can I enroll for unemplyment benefits as i am reading the threads that dependents can enroll into UB. But just want to make sure before going forward. We are on I-485 pending status.

    Please suggest.

    Thanks in Advance!





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  • kerstbrd
    07-09 12:02 PM
    Then why do we need an attorney if we are there to correct them. We provide them with proper documentation. They make sure they put it correctly in the form. I can understand if a wrong document has been send and that caused the error but otherwise what are they for.

    That was my feeling all this time. Why couldn't they just give us all the proper forms to fill (which we don't need lawyers for) and then correct the mistakes.





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  • Aah_GC
    07-25 10:14 AM
    Congratulations on you new job. Like others have suggested - make sure you do a good job of sending our AC21 docs - now that you know that your employer is going to revoke I140. Also be ready for any RFE / NOID and prepare your documentation before hand.

    Good luck.

    Good news is that I'm working again. While I was out of a job, I converted from H1 to EAD under my previous employer (consultancy).

    Now, I've finally found a job although this is a full time opportunity. I'm going to be using my EAD / AC21 .

    Question: Since I'm no longer working for my previous employer, they are going to be revoking my I140 next month. I believe this is not a problem since my case has been pending for more than 180 days so that's a good thing.. What I do want to know is whether my status is in any jeopardy since I haven't generated any income for about 3 months?


    Thanks for any replies. I really need to find out the answer to this. A lot of forum info suggests that I'm ok but I'd very much like to hear any / all viewpoints on this issue.



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  • chanukya
    05-17 10:35 PM
    I think, if you are US Masters/above plus if you are a member of profession, then you are the luckiest person on earth...

    1) Need not File LC
    2)U R not counted against the Quota

    A hypothetical case where it may not work

    But if your are a US-MS Electrical Eng and working as Tech Lead in IT, you do not qualify for this, as Tech Lead for IT may require US MS Comp Science not US-MS Elect Eng....since you do not qualify as memeber of profession.

    In which case you need to file LC, which anyway will be a problem becasue of the misamatch of the profession and your qualification.

    So for those kind of mismatches it will be really difficult to justify releif under this clause.





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  • psaxena
    06-22 04:04 PM
    I was thinking on how USCIS may be working.. heres my thought.

    Boss come out of the cabin and a clerk approaches and says, Saar ji need vacation kids are getting bored in their summer vacation, boss being in a good mood announces okie everyone go on vacation for 2 months, also ask the internet guy to make the dates "UNAVAILABLE"

    Then some seniors are planned to visit the USCIS office, since the dates are not current all the clerks are chit chatting, playing games on computer, texting..etc etc.. boss comes out of his office and says, what all you guys are doing ?? Get back to work.

    Again a clerk comes to the officer and says :D saar dates are not current what do we do, nothing is there to do. Boss turns really angry and says go and preadjuducate the preadjudicated cases and send RFEs. Show that you are working, make some calls threaten people of fraud, send finger printing notices.

    To check if this huge force is working or not he logs on to immigrationvoice.org and and start browsing the threads and then he find people posting question about the RFE on medical TST etc etc.. He is happy and satisfied that his clerks are working and may get an appraisal from his who is likely to visit the office anytime.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D



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  • perm2gc
    01-08 04:34 PM
    How did you guys manage to get H1's so recently from H4?

    Is there a way that H4 are exempt from the H1 quota?
    The H4 to H1 applied in 2006 quota is very slow.Some cases are getting approval even in jan(one of my friends wife got approval last week).

    No rule yet to exempt H4 from H1 quota.





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  • shahsahil
    04-17 05:36 PM
    No audit information from DOL on my PERM case.
    10 months of silience from DOL.

    I keep asking Lawyer about the staus. And seems like they didn't recieve any information.

    Somebody suggested that some sort of sub account with read only permission can be generated if I want to see my case related information by myself.

    Is this true?

    -Sahil



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  • satishku_2000
    11-20 12:40 PM
    For July 2nd filers, the freedom is attained on Dec 29th (180 days after filing).

    I know ... :)





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  • lostinbeta
    10-03 01:34 AM
    Well they teach you how to make the grid in the tutorial, so do that:)

    Then the next step would be to use the marquee tool and select the part you want to fade out, then go to Select/Feather (I believe that is it) the select the amount. Then hit delete the selection. This will cause some fading.

    I hope this helps, this is a very basic form, but it works:)



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  • IN2US
    07-26 05:23 PM
    You can get EAD even if your I-140 is pending.Correct me if I am wrong.


    That is correct.





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  • ntpatil
    04-27 09:27 AM
    Thanks vhd999,

    That is what I am talking about. Even after confirming with cust serv reps, the check-in counters behave differently. I will also carry a printout of the website that says 2 bags for the worldwide option.

    desigirl,

    There is no problem at India's end..we all know how to handle that. Also, it does matter if there are 2 bags or 1 from here. If I have 3 extra bags, then I end up paying more...rather than assuming that they will be checked in free. You pack your luggage accordingly assuming x no of bags are involved. Also, I will make sure my wife travels comfortably, that's why i am asking these questions in the first place.



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  • andycool
    06-10 07:46 AM
    Hello All,

    I was reading at some of the posts in this forum and they seem to have been quiet helpful.

    My company has decided to go ahead with my GC process.
    Its in the very early stage, but my immigration specialist gave me a heads up regarding something.

    She said, that as I have a 3 yrs BE degree the USCIS may not recognize me under EB2 category :confused: So I explained her the education system in India, but she said that it depends upon the Credential Evaluation Agency which will process my educational qualification and prepare a report and submit it to USCIS.
    Following this USCIS will make a decision whether to grant EB2 or EB3 category.

    I am sure many of the members may have faced a similar Dilemma....Is there any specific solution to this?

    To be precise I completed my Diploma from Mumbai & Degree from Pune University, followed by MS in US and currently working on H1B.

    Please Advice.

    Thanks,
    Shakti

    The below are the links from 3 different state Govt Admission Requirements for engineering which clearly mention about

    Lateral Entry guys do little research ...you can fine such documents for all states in India
    Google it and you will find such documents for every university .....


    http://techeduhry.nic.in/brochures-0...hure-BE-09.pdf

    http://www.vyapam.nic.in/Rulebooks/R..._RULE_BOOK.pdf

    http://www.annauniv.edu/academic/be_...1_20.01.05.pdf

    http://vtu.ac.in/regulation/05.B.E.-B.Tech.pdf

    Thanks
    Mail me your contact no.





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  • rjgleason
    June 4th, 2004, 08:31 PM
    I immediately thought of the Seinfeld Episode: Bubble Boy



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  • sheela
    08-15 05:51 PM
    Couldn't resist opening a new thread and sharing this with fellow IVians.

    We got our green cards today. It is actually green (in the back).


    Another announcement is that I recently relocated to northern Mississippi. Would like to join up with other state chapter members. I am willing to coordinate with the group in Memphis TN.


    Thanks IV. I and my spouse benefited a lot from the July 2007VB and the work IV did concerning it. So, I will do more than just stick around but continue to be active as usual. The system is still broken and we will have to work to fix it.
    Congratulation,


    You said relocated- Did you invoke AC21 and if so, did you inform
    USCIS about your new employer/job? Please, let us know on this





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  • Saralayar
    03-18 05:11 PM
    there is no status called 'EAD' .. it is AOS/I-485 which gives the status. EAD just gives you work authorization. Probably the person who you talked to didn't have much idea about immigration.
    FYI, I just got H4 extension for my wife (she got her SSN after showing her EAD few months back). So when you say that , getting SSN automatically changes status, is incorrect. What changes the status is if your spouse starts WORKING using EAD.. then she forgoes her H4 status and switches to AOS/485.
    You are correct. Getting a SSN with EAD has nothing to do with H4.



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  • pappu
    01-02 08:34 PM
    Many people like us want to do an automatic contribution. Can the website be modified for this. Setting up direct payment from bank account is more cumbersome as suggested by one member


    thanks
    IV is working on this and we shall be making this live shortly.





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  • akhilmahajan
    04-11 03:31 PM
    it seems like the IV tracker doesn't update immidiately... i've made a change to my PD as i had put a slightly wrong date... but the update hasn't kicked in as yet.

    thanks for pointing out.
    Will make a note of this too.





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  • thomachan72
    01-04 12:38 PM
    Will take a look once I get home today:):)





    sp76
    06-20 04:46 PM
    If there is sufficeint time left on H1B, can one go for stamping at consulate although I485 is filed.


    Just wanted to add more to above question: Is 5 months enough time remaining in H1 to get stamping from India?.

    Can I use my advaanced parole document once I get it if my visa gets rejected in India?





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    06-23 02:23 PM
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