Shopping My Closet

Although I really like the idea of shopping my closet, this is what I found when I tried it:

One mothball - What the girl in the photo has done with hers is really creative, but I would need to buy a box of them to do that. And isn't that like some kind of a death wish or something, since mothballs are pesticides?
One dustball - I left that in the closet; this is shopping, not spring cleaning.
A troll doll & a little kiddle - They might look kind of funky hanging off of a leather chord as a necklace, or maybe a pair of earrings, but that would make me look like some kind of a crazy voodoo lady. Moving on....
A smoking jacket - This is an item I would love to do something with, but I'm afraid I might wind up looking like Christopher Walken or Hugh Hefner. Oh, I'm down to 1 or 2 cigarettes a day now, so would that mean I would have to keep taking the jacket off and putting it back on? I'm not really familiar with "smoking jacket protocol".
An old hairstyle magazine with a "Flock of Seagulls" hairstyle on the front cover - I really don't think I'm going to find anything in here I'm going to be able to use, unless I decide to go for the crazy voodoo lady look.

So, shopping my closet may not be for me. It sounds really good in theory though. You go right ahead and create those winning outfits, Sparky. I'm off to the mall. kiss, kiss xo